So this is the real life Serena Joy then? Fuck.

My theory is that that much sun eventually starts rotting your brain. By September when temps are actually getting hot as hell here I feel like I can barely function as a person.

https://smartasset.com/taxes/income-taxes#exDnb3d5lM Here this does the work for you.

I’m pretty sure he’s actually a cocker spaniel.

Almost spewed diet coke everywhere at the thought of Kinja technology being worth $100 million...

Game actually can be bought today at 4:00 PM PDT. Blizzard runs on GMT so March 24th there means a day early for everyone in the western hemisphere. Here’s a link to more release rollout stuffs: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/201…

Ok so that’s your problem. Nobody wants a sales job. And those that are in that pool are marketing/finance/management majors... Have you seen those people in universities? They are all chads, brads, emilys, and staceys. It’s not the best pool to be looking at and a pretty homogenous one to be typecasting a generation…

I mean... There is that whole circle that says attack or defend that you can see from anywhere on the map...

It’s funny because at this point, in my(probably unpopular) opinion, Radiohead is a nostalgia act and you could pretty accurately add them to the dad band list.

MLB.tv fixed that one for me, luckily I am way way way out of market for my team. Which is also pretty likely the same as your aforementioned taboo baseball team on Deadspin.

Honest to god the only reason I still haven’t cord cut is because I get ESPN, which thereby gets me the SEC network, which means I get to watch far more UK basketball than I would otherwise, being in so-cal and not back in the motherland.

Wait... you’re telling me that Maine has more than one University?

So what happened with that academic scandal at UNC? Oh wait...

People hate Kentucky just as much. Public school, 8 national championships. And I know you’re going to be all “Mew mew mew Caliparrrrriiii” but, listen, we were hated before that, and not just by fans, but by the NCAA as well.

Came here for this. Kudos!