I think the point I’m getting here is that you were shitty at your job.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

You don’t know shit about Muhammad Ali.

“In contrast, my other friend with 2 kids keeps asking me to go to Vegas. He’s still fun.”

If only there was a song about burning down the house...

Hey kid...fuck you!

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

But my boss, and main source of our funding, wants people who work. The vast majority of millenials I’ve interviewed for our opening don’t GET IT. They come to our office and wonder where our fucking coffee machine and ping pong tables are. They care more about the title than the work.

i am a millennial and i can’t think of a single one of my friends who would care about any of that shit. i wonder if the problem is you?

Nah.

“But out in the real world, it usually pays to not be an insensitive, judgmental prick. You can’t control the obnoxiousness of other people, and you’ll go insane if you try. But you can do your best to make everyone else feel comfortable and welcome. Just because the world is cruel doesn’t mean you have to be. You,…

the captured/raped thing was what king robert, aka the usurper aka lord of the aggrobros, told everybody because he couldn’t fathom her not loving him exclusively

I think it’s mostly rumored that Lyanna wasn’t captured/raped but ran away with the Targ because they were in luuuuurv. That’s why she’ll ask Ned to look after the little tyke after she dies during child birth.

Good for you for whispering because I yelled that shit at my computer like the nerdlet I am.

*whispers* Dany would be John’s Aunt because Rhaegar was her big brother.