Damn, missed by 12 hours;

It’s being reported that Landry backtracked after receiving a video text showing Belichick reading his guarantees, with a throbbing erection

Oh, yes. I remember Irvin being driven into the turf, head first, and being momentarily paralyzed. Wow, I’d forgotten about that.

“It’s in good condition but there are visible marks of fungus and toejam. Also the smell is just slightly above putrid. Overall this is only worth $1.75.”

Yeah, it was god awful.

“Darnold’s Spleen Explodes After Injured Jets Lineman Gives up 11 Brutal Sacks in 1st Quarter” followed by “Bleeding Labrum Lineman & Spleen-less Sam Successful at the Hague: court orders team to give each $50 million a year forever and surrender all draft picks for next 18 years”

If only there were a group of people whose job it was to stand up for the players against owners who may not have the player’s best interests at heart. If only such groups were organized into some kind of “players’ association” or something like that. I’ve heard that writers on websites create these things called…

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

Quail Earnhardt 

I’ve heard of “suicide by cop” before, but “suicide by Myles Garrett” is new to me.

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Yeah, but let’s be honest, mediocre QB is a complex concept in the NFL. There are teams like Chcago or Buffalo who would probably kill for a mediocre QB at the moment.

The Jaguars will almost certainly turn those two firsts into busts, so the Rams really only gave up a future 4th round pick for arguably the best player in the NFL at his position. Potentially a 4D chess move and a highway robbery turned into one.

Floyd’s Owner: I-I-I never thought I’d survive. I totally screwed the pooch here.

#WeAreAllWitlesses

He’ll be okay once he and the band start touring again.

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

Wow, can’t believe he decided to take this shot on Instagram, badly Miss, Muffet on the Kurds, and Whey in on something he shouldn’t.