Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

How the hell does anyone in the middle of a row get up and use the restroom without the entire aisle having to vacate for them? This is infuriating to even look at.

Milton Friedman said a lot of tendentious bullshit that's actively harmed the world, but he was never more right than when he said that Rutgers should drop its football team.

Yes, really. 

Nah. We can be pissed off at the NBA for silencing someone’s take. That’s not like the various administrations sticking Uncle Sam’s genitals into the world’s various holes, but something we can do if we like. Nobody’s saying that we want to enforce our worldview on China. But I’ll be damned if I can’t say I don’t like…

I disagree with a lot of what you are saying here. I do wish that Kerr said more, but you can’t just jump from “he didn’t say what I wanted him to say about this issue” to “stick to sportzzzz!”

You don’t understand. He tells it like it is and then in response, gets verbally attacked.  How is that fair?

—Ideology Through Scatalogy (HON302-Fall Semester)

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

[Chex out]

They joined the Pile High club. 

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

I feel like a kid lost in a grocery store.

“Dear, are you reading OldBeigeGuy puns on the toilet again?”

Bowl? Try using a small mirror.

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

“redistribute the headcount to the other sites”

Well there’s one way to fight against progressive candidates in the upcoming election: buy progressive news blogs and shut them down. Probably worth the investment once the CEO’s given the max to Trump