Is it me or is his pumpkin face starting to collapse? He looks like he’s aged a decade in the past week. And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.

TRUE BROMANCE <3

Still my favorite:

They won’t care. Facts don’t matter to them.

I would include that it’s extremely important not to makeup or exaggerate anything, because all it takes is a couple people crying wolf to get a bunch of other people’s legit problems ignored.

I’ve definitely become more assertive with men since Tuesday. My boyfriend is practically afraid of me.

I feel completely, 100% changed forever. And I’m not exaggerating.

Yes. I mean, I was already crying, but then it became ugly-crying.

Well what do you know. Turns out I did have some tears left.

This is the section of the song that killed me:

and it looks like she’s actually playing the piano, too. this is so good but it’s giving me too many feelings.  

I was in awe of McKinnon’s performance. When I thought she couldn’t be more talented, she goes and pulls this one off. <3

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Ugggghhh. I already had to HOLD MY NOSE to vote for Hillary. How many sacrifices do I have to make??? I need to trim my mustache.

FYI, in many states groups of women are organizing to march on their own capitols at this time. Many won’t be able to make it to DC for whatever reason, but we can still show our strength!

And please, teach your children to stick up for kids getting bullied. Role-play with your kids so they can practice reacting to someone getting bullied instead of just standing by. Tell them it’s normal to want to ignore it and act like it’s “not their problem,” but tell them they can be better than that. Ask them who…