If his middle name is Wayne, we’re fucked.

Come on man. Cohen plead guilty to FAKE crimes, so he could EMBARASS the President. He's going to jail for 3 years just to prank Trump. 

“Pecker, Cohen, and Trump, just three men in a room talking about hush money payments.”

I would argue that the hunters appear to be more effective than the sterilizers. Also hunted deer provide food to the hunter and his family.

Washington is paying him because he’s an asshole. he fits in with the ownership and fan base

It’s safe to say that TMZ has done more for domestic violence victims than the NFL.

Middle aged mutant ninja Fredos?

Nope.

At this point, I think any new charges are less about some grand, three-dimensional-chess strategy than the prosecutors looking at each other and saying, “Yeah, fuck this guy.”

I am positve plenty of women have called him “John.”

Trump will never be liked more than John Smith, the Olympic wrestler who won 2 gold medals.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Yes, and there’s even a name for it:

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

Beard trimmer?

Well, that, Mar-A-Lago memberships (at new, improved, increased prices) and a way to syphon taxpayer dollars to his properties/resorts/golf clubs.

I’m just glad they are finally tackling the important issues in their sport.

Avenatti is an opportunistic shitfuck. And you can quote me on that.

Thank you. I’m not from the Midwest, but my mom makes this dish for every Thanksgiving (with loads of toasted almonds), and I think it’s great comfort food.