I am wondering if this is to some extent because the whole world is stressed way the hell out.

I would stan the hell out of that blog.

There should be a GoFundMe for capturing this thing.

No disrespect to this champion, but Uno was everything. 

Coronavirus or no, I’m still not afraid to go to Queens.

I think it’s ammonia, which the squid uses in controlling its buoyancy. Everything I know about this comes from the Richard Ellis book on the giant squid.

This will cause a spike in the price of poutine futures.

Today in “womp womp.”

This sounds like an attempt to hide out in America’s Wang and hope a favorable state government won’t honor an extradition request.

Any takers for “brocephus”?

Jia Tolentino’s New Yorker article goes pretty deep into the issue.

Giant Meteor’s too old? Maybe they can flip a coin for the top spot.

They should tread lightly. Dave turned out to be a pretty good movie.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to have them both played by Hayley Mills?

That’s kind of a fun thought, actually.

Here’s hoping for a round of spay and neuter.

I have to note that “the spirit of milkshaking” is a great turn of phrase.

1. I hope Bruce doesn’t bitch about the limited selection of seats after skipping the previews.

I once dated a woman who owed her voluptuous curves to regular consumption of egg-washed braided bread. She was my . . . challah-back girl.

We’ve seen this movie. Moreover, this could provide tools for the pathologization of political dissent, a widely practiced tactic in the Soviet Union.