My hometown. Not digging this. This means that the child of a couple I know has at this point experienced her first lockdown, such as we didn’t have when I went to school in the same district. Yikes.

Should we therefore have peanut . . . envy?

Burns was robbed.

So that’s what you get with Amazon Prime.

That’s what Executive Time is for.

I am also mad at Bud Light. I tasted it once.

Wasn’t that one of the lesser Bond villains?

Given his effect on the optics, I’m guessing Wilbur Ross is gone by this time next week. 

This might be a good time to note that Iris Apfel wore it better.

As long as Gilbert Gottfried does a reading from this it may be worth all the trouble.

Let’s go easy on him. Having fixed the Middle East, he’s probably dealing with a little post-partum depression and lamenting the lack of further worlds to conquer. 

The filé and okra factions are killing each other off.  

Well played. People who cite “Economics 101" generally aren’t that acquainted with Economics 102 and beyond. 

Looking good, DennyCrane.

Plus ça change . . . 

There was a scene in The Grifters about that.

Because it’s a shoe. And not the draft.

They could also reintroduce wolves (probably a political non-starter). There presumably has to be some apex predator around. 

I think they picked up Reuben Foster because Kareem Hunt had not yet become available.

Zeroes on the half shell.