Are we sure the male wasn’t just stuck? With Velcrow?

Find yourself in DC and I will buy you all the beers.

Jon Lovitz has this covered.

Couldn’t he just go old school and keep a skull on his desk?

The Godfather is a readable-enough potboiler, but that’s about it. I question how well Mario Puzo understood organized crime, even if he allegedly relied on its loans to support his gambling. He also fails on a point or two of Kay’s background (e.g., a young woman from her New England background probably would not…

Nobody said anything about the full Dolezal . . . 

I’m sure he’s doing more than enough of that for all of us.

But probably not the “Black” Emmanuelle.

He’s thinking Emmanuelle.

“And I am Marie of Roumania.”

She must have thought she got the “or similar”.

The U.S. Embassy in London urged Americans Tuesday to “keep a low profile” during Donald Trump’s upcoming visit to the United Kingdom.

ICE training film.

Not only a new program name, but also a warning.

That last sentence needs to be engraved everywhere.

It could be worse. I was musically stalked by Carly Rae Jepsen.

This is the Andrew “Dice” Clay Administration.

Turtle fears.

This guy’s good at tearing things up (e.g., families), but he has no notion of building whatever comes next.

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