You're not truly a fan until you ingest a bit of what you love.

I feel incredibly grateful that I have never heard if that until now, and that my husband and I stood firm against doing a dollar dance, which is just as gross.

In my mind, this is how she finally got that pony and went on a trip around the world.

I have to know: did she ever really need it and HOW DID SHE USE IT?

It's what Jesus wants, Mark (believe me, I know. Just sayin').

No, see, you have to believe him because he's from LA! It's even in his name!

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That is a very precise measurement of fucks and I'd like to buy that calibrater off you for a very reasonable amount.

It cracks me up because it's so thoroughly nonsensical. The one veggie sandwich they have is pretty good, though.

Really? Gosh, they say such nice things about you.

Mayhaps? The Captain and I are thinking about moving in a year or so.

TRUFAX.

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Cake donuts or dough doughnuts? Because I can't stand the cake ones, so the occasional Boston Cream Pie doughnut was definitely my jam in college - it was like funnel cake with cream and chocolate. :)

Noooooooooooooo! Bring your French press to Casa de Smithwell so we can have cawfee tawk!

I was a poor college student - not eating in restaurants. Mostly this was in the dorms and visiting my friends around the state.

They infuse it with magic and commercialism.

yeah, the three that they're starting with are all in OC. I live by LAX and I think there's going to be one in Terminal 4, but nothing stand alone yet. =/

BWAHAHAHAHA!

That sounds like my nightmare. I would also be physically ill. My half intestine would throw a fucking tantrum if it were forced to try and digest all that!