smithwellette
Smithwellette
smithwellette
Apr 2 2015
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back into the sea with thee.

Apr 2 2015
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Have party hat, will travel. ;)

Apr 2 2015
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All you need to know is that you'll be two hours from me! Read more

Apr 2 2015
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You have really used your time wisely today. I salute you.

Apr 2 2015
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This just made me laugh so much harder than perhaps it should have. Fucking brava, Tams. :)

Apr 2 2015
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Fucking amen.

Apr 2 2015
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Your timing and control must be impressive. I can't even clap on beat.

Apr 2 2015
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This is the most magnificent story I've ever heard from you. Read more

Apr 2 2015
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I would love to buy her a drink and give her a pat on the back. I have totally done the same with notes calls during pilot season.

Apr 1 2015
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You have no idea how much I wish I had this as a real live gif bomb to throw at her.

Apr 1 2015
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Ok, so apparently I'm the only one who has been addressed multiple times by strangers through stalls, then. Read more

Apr 1 2015
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Ok, I'm with you on the courtesy flush, but I can't always do it because of serious pain. What say you to the woman who told me to courtesy flush as she was leaving? I'm still stunned by it, tbh.

Apr 1 2015
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These people need to rethink their commenting choices. Jesus's hand is getting tired:

Apr 1 2015
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I know! I wore tinfoil hats before it was cool. :(