...so is discriminating against green eyed gays.

excellent idea.

I eagerly await the day that St. Louisans claim to have invented ranch dressing. Probably at the 1904 World's Fair.

I already have a standard that I bear; feel free to claim this as your own.

You know, I wanted to find a funny meme to put here in reply, but...yeah wow, that was a mistake. Pro Tip: Do not GIS "hipster terrorist" unless you want to angrily cry into a pillow.

A+++++++++ comment. Would recommend again.

like there was ever a doubt.

ISIS fighters - they're just like us!

Pretty sure you just came up with next billion dollar brand right there:

Why, I do believe that Bobcat is screaming, "BOBCAT GOD! WHY HAST THOU FURSAKEN ME?"

I knew it was all over when I had to explain "Morris the Cat" to someone the other day.

#SignsImNowOld

All I need now is a makeup tutorial from Tammy Faye and I'm ready to hit the road with my act!

At least now I have the perfect completer look to go with my vajazzling.

PINK market? Is that a euphemism?

But Ferris Bueller got away with it!

Starbucks: Now in Semen Latte flavor so you'll think you're having a good time!

Stop it with your science and irrefutable proof!

McDonald's: I'm Loving That It Biodegrades!

Whatever, you're on, you got a bad dose. #donttakethebrownacid