Oh God, solidarity sister. The concept of "no croutons, no cheese" on salads has tripped up many a server during my travels.

I have ended sexy dating times with people over their inability to make strong coffee. If I'm staying for breakfast, for the love of God, at least know how to properly brew a pot.

Haha! So weird, because I was going to ask you if there was one in Laguna! I used to stop by someplace very similar (maybe even the same??) when I went to the Sawdust Festival every summer.

TRUFAX.

I used to work on Museum Row; I think I know the place you're talking about. I'll look for it next time I'm up that way.

Are you my husband? He's the exact same way, especially with the fat on meat thing. Like, run screaming from the table if he accidentally gets a bite of it, kind of thing.

and a breakfast burrito? ;)

It really just does not taste the same!

Ugh, yes. I usually just go to the independent shop in my hometown, though. They actually know how to make coffee that isn't, yanno, burnt into oblivion.

BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE DUNKIN.

Ah yes, because accidentally clicking on a video of adorable puppies will secretly unleash a nuclear holocaust.

I skimmed this entire article and there was not a single mention of Florian Fortescue. I am disappoint.

What the video didn't show was the "Old Yeller" ending Disney had in store for that cast member.

hahaha! We really love tall ships and the Age of Sail, so our entire wedding was like that.

Do you like stories involving death, romance, resurrection, and penises? WELCOME TO MY LIFE.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY EDITORS OF EATER. Whoever created this is my new God.

Oh I know. Such are the joys of working in the "professional" world.

FMLA. It's a moot point, as I made the conscious decision to sign a severance contract just to get my life back. Although, the language is so patently absurd that I do wonder how enforceable it is.

Huh, so what you're saying is that I basically worked for the equivalent of Subway when my old job hired someone to replace me when I was out on medical leave?

UNICORNANDRY.