THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REACTION TOO.

DESSERTANDRY!!!

Dolly Parton is a fucking delight. I love that woman.

It's definitely horrifying.

No. A thousand times no.

I have (probably very) dry business questions about your contracts:

I'm glad you approve!

I know more about the gastrointestinal system than anyone without an MD should have. I'm just happy for the rare occasions when I can use this knowledge for burning questions about how to make pig even more delicious.

If they succeed in this experiment, I will cut someone with a razor sharp carrot just to try a taste. Pain be damned!

Because alcohol will be metabolized out of the blood stream, whereas the feed has nutrition that will naturally be absorbed through digestion, so the taste will build up over time.

also, if you think going out on Saturday is the clever way to avoid a crowd, YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOULD BE STOPPED.

it was the fact that the cadence and syllables exactly match "sticky toffee pudding" (which is delicious), but I read those horrible words instead.

Oh man, we had to cut chicken fried bacon because we had too many! I'm vegetarian and the pictures alone were enough for me to go, "YES. YES I WOULD EAT THAT."

The OC cares not for your government USPS - Only FedEx!

"Soggy burger pudding" are three words I never want to see or hear again. That is a legitimately horrifying phrase.

I could find fried mac and cheese, and corndogs, but not the two together. TAKE A PROTOTYPE TO THE STATE FAIR AND MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS ON THE BACKS OF AMERICAN HEART ATTACKS.

I have not been to a county fair since I was 15 and I'm vegetarian, so the thought of paying that much for a turkey leg is just bonkers, to be honest (especially when they're less expensive at Disneyland. DISNEYLAND).

Fried avocado is a staple at a lot of county fairs, particularly in Southern CA. I just find it hilarious and not at all surprising that the food they showcased isn't even available in our state.

Yes, I'll be holding my breath. Just like how the McDonald's Lobster Roll storms the nation every summer.

Hence why it's on the list, along with the alligator, which, any way you slice it (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) is at best a regional foodstuff that I will not find at my Popeye's in Torrance, CA. Ever.