The Californian in me is giving you all the side eye for thinking "fried ice cream" gets the ridiculous stamp and not alligator. I've had both and agree they are both regional snacks. Neither is fucking chicken.

Exactly. Thank God someone understands.

THANK YOU. That disgusts me more than anything about the picture - FOOD STYLIST, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

Oh my gosh, when I found the fried salsa, my brain immediately said, "I'm going to make that this weekend - IT'S VEGETARIAN!" Then I smacked myself for that.

We also found fried Pepsi, which I can only assume is because South Carolina ran out of Coke.

So many foodie festivals. So much pretension. So, so little time. I may go to some of them, just to give you some Johnny on the spot feedback.

My hatred of Orange County knows no bounds - any opportunity I get to make fun of it...oh yes, I'm there. Finding that they can't even find something Californian to fry was like a mini-Christmas while during research yesterday.

Ah. It truly is the Chicken of the Sea.

My friend, who lived in Brentwood for years and acts as a kind of translator of rich things for me — she once taught me how to tell which t-shirts on complete strangers are $300 — said the brass knuckles were at least $650.

Dammit Bob, I TOLD you to bring your real guns to this protest! GREAT. Now we have to start ALL OVER.

You might be thinking of Pahrump county in Nevada, where prostitution is legal. It's not legal in Vegas, Henderson, or any city within Clark County.

Jesus is a high roller.

*screws my monocle in a little tighter* I was eating Narnian street food before it was cool. I LIVED IT, BRO. I'VE SEEN THINGS.

OMG. That just made me laugh so hard I sounded like a braying donkey. That's it: your work here is done. Go home and relax for the rest of the week.

Let's be fair: unicorn entrails are a real delicacy in some parts of the world.

Because it makes fun of restaurant reviewers?

The sarcastic force is strong with these ones.

I, for one, welcome our new Kale Overlords.

Heee :) I word gud.

I'm pretty snotty when it comes to correct word usage, I will completely cop to that. I mean, if someone's going to insult me, at least be on point with one's definitions. Is that so much to ask?