AND LUKE. AND JOHN.

Little known fact: Jesus actually passed Easter Eggnog at the Last Supper. Wine, my ass. THE BIBLE IS RIFE WITH MISTAKES.

Uhhh, is this where they got their legal advice?

This is like trying to eat a space alien's throbbing ovipositor.

I am also in this camp.

Oh no, don't worry, I'm still Team All The Animals :) It's not like I'm eating any of the bunnies (or any meat at all), but you know I can't resist a good joke!

Yet another reason to be jealous of the Kiwis. *shakes fist at the land Down Under, and Vaguely East*

Maybe all the privately owned restaurants in the CV are paying minimum wage (which, considering shift work, differing schedules, etc - even at 40 hours a week, if servers are lucky, is NOT enough to live on, and I think we all know most servers are not full time), but down here in LA, servers are not making it.…

When a server only gets paid roughly $2 and is expected to make the rest up on tips, I am hard pressed to see why anyone wouldn't tip 20% unless there is an egregious problem with the server.

As the granddaughter and great niece of two lifelong servers, I think you're one of my new favorites and I enjoy your sassy swagger.

Is that what's referred to as "jugged hare"?

IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW, JESS. WE'RE COUNTING ON THIS REPORT.

Oh, that's an interesting idea! I mean, this is all purely academic for me in terms of taste, but it's a protein I'd love to play with and prepare, just to see what I could do.

It's a fairly popular preparation - it would probably pair really well with a slightly tangy cheese, some BBQ sauce, cilantro, and honey, on a whole wheat pizza.

From what I've been told, it goes really well in a braised red wine sauce (using something like a Cabernet or Merlot), and has to be cooked for awhile to get tender, as it tends to be gamey.

Just another service I provide: lightning rod.

I think I can speak for everyone when I ask, "But how does the pizza taste, and do they deliver in thirty minutes or less?"

#1: SEEEEEEEEE? Proof that no one is a vegetarian for medical reasons! THEY'RE ALL LYING LIARS WHO LIE. ASSHOLES.

Ahh, Ecco Domani - for that special undiscerning, condescending asshole in everyone's life.