Wow, Ronald's quite the McWildMan...

"Did I remember my McCondom at the McGangBang last night?"

Uh, I...guess that's also an option.

And taste about the same, I'm willing to bet.

How long before you think some eco hipster wanders into the bar and whines, "Is this vegan?"

I think I found the chart all of these dudes are using to base their totally sane and not at all fucking crazy ideas on:

Pshhh - he's gone mainstream.

Well, you just go on with yourself, you brave Internet Information Soldier.

Have the book. Love the book.

As long as I get the royalties, it is fine with me.

Lemme guess Nance - does the weather call for PORN SHOWERS?

That is a monstrosity on a stick.

Oh yes - I'm the rude one for requesting that his stock not make me sick.

Oh yeah, my intestines are the opposite - just cannot handle meat.

Precisely why I make my own these days (and none of that corn syrup bullshit).

I have become a pro at finding vegetarian snacks - especially when I'm jonesing for a junk food fix. Frozen potato and pea samosas I love, and I recently discovered a vegetarian pizza bite made with soy cheese that is DELICIOUS. Totino's can burn in hell.

It's like a full time job. I get so fed up with having to explain, over and over again, "No, I'm really not trying to be difficult. This will legitimately make me sick if I accidentally ingest anything with meat or meat products."

Her OB/GYN is an idiot. She can absolutely have a healthy pregnancy while vegetarian or vegan. Seriously.