That happens to me all. the. time.

Kind of?

Oh God, I've dealt with people like that...so much. I love going to restaurants and being pointed to the vegetarian options!

Yup, they do. You have to find the ones specifically marked "vegetarian" - otherwise - you're screwed.

Yup - DRIVES ME NUTS. I can't even have the Campbell's vegetarian vegetable anymore because there's so much corn syrup in it (makes my heart race).

"Surprise meat" is the most deadly of all meats.

Not Always Right

Contrary to popular belief, celebrities are just people who are just as likely to spout off their opinions as anyone else. Isn't that what she did here with her Twitter account?

BRILLIANT.

I'd buy the t-shirt.

I just had to have this same conversation with my Catholic husband, who has watched me become vegetarian over the past two years (and vegan for Lent).

Well, everyone can just pack up and go home. You won the Internet today.

Damn girl...you know I love it when you talk science to me!

Your wedding, your rules. Our wedding was very kid friendly, and we actually got shit from some of our younger friends who complained about not being able to get as drunk as they wanted because, "there would be kids there."

I will accept this prize on behalf of all the interwebs.

You know what I think whenever I send the Captain into our home kitchen and he comes out three hours later with tortilla pizzas for us?

Lucky. What you feel is lucky that Go-Gurt didn't come on the market until we were old enough to know that shit is NOT food.

Well, thank God there are corporations to tell us where to belong, amirite? ;)

Comfortable enough to not give a shit if I occasionally leave my phone at home.