He should run for office in OMAHA!!!

They messed with the wrong airport hotel.

Hmm, I am troubled. On one hand yeah fuck Trump, but on the other hand letting your child set something on fire seems like the kind of thing a Republican mom would let happen.

They see me walkin
They hatin
Profiling they tryin to catch me walkin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me walkin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me walkin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me walkin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me walkin’ dirty
My skin is so black
I’m startling
They hopin that they gonna catch me walkin’ dirty
Tryin to catch me walkin’ dirty
Tryin to…

So the cops are heroes.

Skip Bayless guaranteed America a Cowboys Super Bowl appearance. Well this is awkward.

Of course have to break the ice somehow.

I’ve never heard a Mexican refer to their dick as brown, but if you say so.

Why is your dick brown dude? You haven’t been sticking it in the wrong end again have you.

Something Grinder, is all I got.

Until Jesus returns and that’s probably any day now.

Poetry is the food of the soul, so it is essentially soul food.

Sadly we’re missing Eli Gold’s call from Alabama due to a WatchESPN issue. If anyone has it on hand, send it along.

“Drinks are on me.”

He’s as sad as a freshman on prom night.

You never see this kind of violence at a chess tournament. Except that one time the guy smashed that clock into the dudes head, but that was in a movie, I think.

Not sure what conservatives you talk to, but every single one I have spoken to that was gun nut was in favor of having guns everywhere, including church. Even a fairly liberal state like Washington is considering allowing guns inside stadiums because even though Washington is, for the most part, a progressive state,…

That’s right suckas you might be making millions of dollars, but I can shoot my fireworks off, while jumping on my trampoline and punching my wife all at the same time. So who’s got it better than me, hah.

Fuck this miserable year. I hope Craig’s family finds peace. Damnit right around Christmas time too. Fuck this it just terrible, and for all those that have to go through this. I hate cancer.

We are not going 7-9 this year!