That’s on Wednesday’s show. Have to pace yourself when you’re Faux News.

Thank You Michael.  Great read.  Always enjoy hearing about Mardi Gras in Mobile.  

The future is now.

It was a nice change of pace though.  Usually its the adult touching the kid.  

There are fine people on both sides of the Mason-Dixon line who don’t use the n-word. Very fine people. On both sides.

Can’t be. They had an armed security guard I’ve been reassured over and over by the GOP and the NRA that a good guy with a gun will always stop a bad guy with a gun.

The 12 people are over the age of 80 and can’t figure out how to submit an issue

If only John Wayne and the far right could see and understand irony.

Yeah well, Phillips Rivers has like twice as many children as Brady has rings, so suck it Pats fans.  

At least they can take pride that the South was “runners up” in the Civil War.  I mean that’s, uh, something.  

Benton is the type of Southerner who cannot dare to hear any criticism of his beloved Old South. So when his ears do turn up, he immediately gets defensive and pops off with the, “Well you know the Civil War wasn’t really about Slavery, it was about state rights, and blah blah blah...” Benton, and people like him,…

Shit! Tommy Benton’s ancestors have lived in Commerce, Georgia for more than 100 years. Nobody in Jackson County is ever going to challenge him. He will die in office. Plain and simple. He has way to many connections to local businesses and residents for anyone to run against him. It would basically be political…

The game hasn’t even started and Reid has already burned two timeouts. 

Yeah it’s always a “we” thing until a player gets hurt and their career is cut short, as is their ability to provide for their family. Then suddenly it becomes a “you” thing.

Yeah it’s not like the Bears, bear any responsibility in replacing the second worst kicker in the league, you know, before they reach the playoffs. See what I did there using the word bear in multiple contexts. Yeah that’s right.

Did he sign his name too uppity on his check? You know the white people hate that.

Mike Rodak of ESPN reported that the league is already “looking into” the confrontation.

On a serious note, how broke is Brett Favre?

Thoughts and Prayers!

What do you expect from an organization that takes 6 minutes to run the 2 minute offense.