Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

GTFO! Baked Beans are #1. Cornbread can range from #1 to #2048 depending on who brought it. Hush Puppies are always #2, they ain’t at every barbecue.

Yeah, but it’s funny when “Azealia Cunts” does it, because most of us don’t know who the fuck she is until she says something stupid.

10/10

It’s inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

My nephew does this when he learns a new word, too.

After yesterdays “pets are good” debacle?!

God this true. I’m pretty sure my dog things his name is “Damn dog”, but he’s greying up and not as fast as he used to be and oh man that day he crosses the rainbow bridge... I can’t think about it.

You’ll feel like a dick afterwards, too, even when your life is measurably better for it.

Sounds like the real problem is having the kids.

I’d respect her more if she just said, “Yeah, I don’t care. I want to make a Woody Allen movie.” She has plenty of company.

It’s been a while since a man’s been knocked out by Clay.

It's a sine of the x.

2! 4! 6! 8!

The limit does not exist...to what these kids can achieve.

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

It’s the last letter in “struck” (as in “struck out”) and “S” was already taken for sacrifice.

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

....students are upset that one of those names is Benjamin Franklin.

I was taught to find a hotel, especially a chain like Marriott. They almost always have a bathroom somewhere in the lobby area, and it’s usually pretty clean.