*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

“Deputies went to the home of Kristine Hayes, Miller’s grandmother, who had legal guardianship of the teen, on the morning of March 31. Upon hearing what had happened, Hayes was “extremely emotional and visibly shaken,” investigative documents say.

Ahh so that’s why the video credits identify him as “Hoverboarder No. 8"

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

If you think this is disturbing, you should see the outtakes.

This rings true. For me, painting oil on canvas has always been cathartic. Add to that some of your favorite music and it does wonders.

You use the term domestic loosely. The actual “domestic dispute” will occur when he gets home and tries to explain to his wife or gf why he had another woman in his hotel room at 6am.

The hits just keep on coming for the Braves. Well, I mean, not on the field.

That’s why you never talk about having a gun or show anyone you have a gun until your are convinced you have to use it and are ready to pull the trigger.

That’s a big swing and a miss with your use of palimpsest.

He was probably driven insane by having to constantly explain to everyone that yes, his parents did want to name him after Gorbachev but were too lazy to look up the correct spelling

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.

Does it matter? When they’re underemployed in a decade’s worth of debt they’re going to wish they’d used their ridiculously expensive time at Columbia on literally anything else.

I like it. More importantly, I hate the students.

Because women sell it.