Goddamnit. I’m going to have to go look at nekkid pictures of Kylie Jenner now.

Word. My son is 12 and on the spectrum. That was my exact thought when he had to get glasses 5 years ago. Also his RX gets exponentially worse every year.

NOPE. nopenopenopenope.

I mostly make faces at my daughter when we see these kinds of things in public. All I want to wear is all of the gray tshirts- with shoulders! Thankyouverymuch- oxford button downs, and flannels when it’s cold. With pants of course. I can’t be bothered with any trendy nonsense. It’s all so stupid.

Ew.

Yeeesss. Exactly that. It’s awful. And I’m afraid that it’ll become more of a hung and I’ll be slowly desensitized to it like the cold shoulder tops. What the actual fuck. What’s happening in the second photo? What is that? Why is that a thing?

I have also seen turtle neck sweaters that are also somehow and for some reason I’ll never understand- v-neck sweaters. I mean look- I can be indecisive ok? I get it- but that usually only ever results in each toenail being a different color. And that’s universally recieved as cute and fun and not batshit crazy.

It’s not only the youths! I’m 36 and people I went to college with do the same shit.

I’m from super northern VA. Schools were closed on the first day of deer season.

Oh man are you ever right. That shit kills me and inspires me to make sure my son grows up to own his shit. Also reason #46788 why my MIL is the best. When she visits she yells at my husband for not helping me more around the house and slips me wads of cash like she’s trying to get a better table in a trendy…

Me too!!! I say it wrong on purpose.

Although I do know how to pronounce the name correctly, I still do it the wrong way that you mention because I’m an asshole and it amuses me.

Not all of Colorado has legal recreational weed. For example- I live in El Paso county, lots of medical marijuana shops but no recreational. It’s cool though- a 20 minute drive puts you in another county where you can absolutely get some weed for fun.

$10 says it’s a spiritually important number. I wish felt more terrible about making fun of this but I don’t.

I can think of a few reasons why this is categorically not Orphan Black. The only similarities I see are the same actress playing several different people who all look the kind of the same. Also maybe that a weird organization is after them like Orphan Black. But this seems maybe a bit more straight forward than the…

I was in high school in the 90's. I can tell you how I feel about this new wave of nostalgia: not great.

My best moving tip is to pay someone to pack your shit and move it for you. I wouldn’t know how amazing that is if it weren’t for the army- they pay for it up to a point. There are tradeoffs but it is seriously the best thing ever. I’m really just bragging now. Good luck with move!

I am drinking this while in bed, only last week of non weight bearing on my left foot after bunion surgery. Also watching Ozarks on Netflix.

Yeah. I should’ve kept reading before responding. I missed that initially.

Ouch.