I’ve done this but on purpose b/c someone dared me and I was drunnnnnkkkkkkk. Also pretty sure some drugs were involved. 

In college I had a dream that I took every pill in my BC pill pack- it was the beginning of the cycle so it was mostly full. EXCEPT IT ACTULLY HAPPENED. I sleep took all of the birth control pills. My boyfriend at the time called poison control after I woke up and I realized what I had done. Then I puked all day. It…

B/c it’s about girls? Relatable girls? Girls don’t fart or shit or ever think about getting laid? No one told me.

I feel like I saw something very similar at the Children’s Place during back to school shopping. 

Yeeeeaaaahhhh word. I have such a lady boner for Riz. 

Understandable. Im at home all day. My love for the crockpot stems from chopping a few things after the kids leave for school and then not having a mild panic attack as dinner time approaches.

I remain unconvinced that I need an instapot. I can make yogurt in my crockpot with very little hands on time. I can cook rice in a pot on the stove. I have a really nice enamaled  cast iron Dutch oven for braising and stews. So nah. I do own 2 stand mixers though. I use each at least 2x a week.

Oh man. I was almost 30 when this came out. I had 2 kids under 3 and had just finished the books. I too, love trash and vampires almost always. I remember telling my husband that I was going to the movies ALONE of Christmas Day and feeling lots of intense anticipation on the drive to the theater. I’m long past being…

Is that what he’s most famous for? B/c I still think of him as the dude from Singled Out. 

Which is bonkers right? Although I * might* have also been 17. When did come out again?

Replying to say that love period anything- even reaaaalllly loosely based- also have a uterus. 

The Dutchess was awesome. Not only b/c of a social history of Europe class I took where I had to read an amazing book about the theft of Georigiana’s Portrait.

Ok but a regular size noosa or those bullshit tiny ones? B/c a regular size is about 400 calories depending on the flavor.  400 calories is a meal. 

At the time I remember thinking the exact same thing but I got married at 23 to a guy 7 years older. And it’s been about 14 years since sooooo...

From what I’ve seen of it, it’s not the same show. Same characters, but not the same show.

My 10 year old daughter looooves it

What in the ever loving fuck is a “sexual mongoose”? What does that even mean??!! Is he calling himself a weasel? Honestly that’s probably this nicest this I could call him.

He looks like Dave Coulier and Jason Segal had a baby.

Dude!! I also have to have headphones for grocery shopping. I’ve solved my problems with the lack of headphone jack buy keeping the ear buds that came with my phone at home and using the adapter thingy with some other headphones that stay in my bag. But I want the headphones you’re recommending.

I don’t care about makeup. Burts original lip balm is the ONLY lip balm as far as I’m concerned. Also they make a blemish stick that kills anything your skin can come up with. Like dudes- I’m 36 and now I get what looks like maybe getting close to cystic acne in some random ass places- thighs, back of the neck, under…