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Salinger is overrated. I said what I said.

“It’s too girly” = “ONLY MEN SHOULD RESPOND TO THE TV SHOWS.  WE SHOULD EXPERIENCE NO EMOTIONS OTHER THAN LAUGHTER AND HATE.  IF WE LAUGH AT SOMETHING WE HATE, EVEN BETTER.”

weird story but I spent time in the tiny town Don Mclean settled down in for I guess a small amount of time for a bit, and was in a production of Annie with his daughter, hah. She was the sweetest, kindest person. I can’t imagine how truly weird it is to be the daughter of this weird-level of celebrity. He isn’t a

Not nearly scary enough!

They can London Bridge me any day of the week. Twice on Sundays.

Absolutely. When I was back in school and my son was young I used to get so busy writing papers that I would forget about it until my husband’s car would pull up. After a while my kid would greet his dad at the door and say, “Mommy says she has nothing planned!” That’s when the crock pot was really handy, as long as I

Republican Lindsey Graham wants Democratic Dianne Feinstein, who received a letter from Ford in July that she claims to have withheld to protect Ford’s privacy, to release the letter. In a statement, he called the accusations “uncorroborated” and found the timing suspicious. Fuck off.

17! She was a baby!

“Anna Karenina”, “The Duchess”, that terrible-looking Freud/Jung one with Fassbender I keep meaning to see.

Regular, pumpkin. So probably 300ish calories. My only saving grace for the day, truly.

Some magazine does a regular feature like this, “What I eat in a day” featuring some actress or model, then they total up the calories, which they claim is like 1200-1800. I’ve done the math. They definitely inflate the calorie counts to make it seem like they are eating more than they are. There’s no way that six

When I was 20, I just couldn’t imagine being married. The movie is fun. Congratulations on 14 years. <3

My religious convictions demand that I physically assault anyone interfering with my reproductive decisions and employment preferences. I prefer to use contraception and be employed. Come at me, asshole, and we’ll see which of us is more devout.

Matching pearl necklaces for them all.

My favorite chyron today: “Tillerson not denying he called Trump a moron.”

Finally, some laundry tips for me and my manservant Hecubus!

HAHAHA for once it WASN’T THE AMERICANS

No Hecubus, no checkubus!

Finally, a cake for me and my manservant Hecubus!

I’ve never watched it but, for whatever reason, I had pictured its viewers as adults indulging in nostalgia. Children watching it makes way more sense, lol.