So based on many, many conversations with my 12 year old, he doesn’t have any experience with ejactualtion yet. So I surmise that 3 and 4 year olds aren’t reaching ‘completion’ in the same way that we as adults think of it. My kid has been humping himself to sleep since he was probably 3 or 4. He tried to explain to…

You said that so much more articulately than I did. And nicer too.

Dude. You’re missing the point everyone else is trying to make. It isn’t sexual when little kids touch themselves. They don’t have any concept of the connection between touching something and it feeling good and what adults know as sex. If you have kids ( which I kind of doubt) they have for sure touched every part of…

Yeah so- my husband enlisted at 17 and was sent out to some awful shit not long after AIT. Once you’re in, you go where they send you. Although, he may have had a birthday inbetween.

I cannot believe that I forgot about the wool socks. I absolutely wore wool socks with my birkenstocks. And mine were also like Ellie’s, but navy blue.

I’d you were in 11th grade in 2006, I figure that I am maybe 10ish years older than you. That being said, your Birkenstock outfit was not only my uniform in high school, but is also kind of my uniform now. Expect my bootcut pants were corduroy. Also several oxford shirts I got my mom to order for me from lands end.…

Oh man. I need to find this article I read a few years ago about how the makers of Idocracy were all we were making all of the jokes and in no way did we think this would be a prophecy.

Yeah but the good kind.

I’m sure someone else has already said this, but: the dumb, entitled orange doesn’t fall far from its dumb entitled tree.

I graduated in 1999. Guess what the song was. I mean- I love Prince, but I for sure got sick of that song for a while.

I’m so glad to hear that. I avoid the news b/c I can’t deal but I was concerned about her.

Fine. Whateverhappened with the dog is what happened- Lena Dunham is still the worst, in my opinion, for many other reasons. Also, I feel like if this story were 100% accurate, the parties involved maybe wouldn’t feel the need to defend it so godamn much. But again- I don’t know anything. I’m really just tired of…

It is now

Goddamn Nevaeh is the WORST.

I can see that. Anyone under 25 annoys me anyway.

What is this math now? Half my age plus seven is 25. Does that mean that’s as young as I can go and not feel weird about it?

I had bunion surgery last week and I have to stay off of that foot for at least the next 5 weeks- so thanks!! I was already running of things to do.

Does that apply to looks only? I plan to look it up myself but I’m curious now. I’ve been attracted to all kinds of physical types- the thing they have in common is emotional unavailability. Also all kinds of dudes who can make me laugh can get it.

For reals. I wanted to buy all of the ivory silk blouses but then I remembered that I am a disgusting, dirty person who always has peanut butter on my shirt.

I have naturally dark brown hair. I use henna to cover the white and now it’s auburn-ish. In the sun it’s super red. And since henna doesn’t wash out, I only have to touch up every couple of months.