If broadcast standards won’t allow it, perhaps ESPN could cover esports in print form?

The “Lucky” one here is the FWPD detective who gets to handle this. Talk about a job doing itself.

Other People’s Pancakes

Meanwhile, an MLB subsidiary has a $300m broadcasting deal with a rival game tourney. Hmm.

Pass

Meh.

Beat it man

Those stories all have happy endings, though. As opposed to the ones when you thought another oxy was a good idea. Spoiler: it’s not.

Every so often—progressively (regressively?) less often, it seems—someone like this Hughes guy rekindles my Texan pride, which you can’t not have if you’re born and raised there. There are just so many useless shitheads though. It’s an eternal conflict.

No shit. The whole family is a gang of inbred mongoloids. Junior’s brother is even more fucked up, and that Tiffany kid is a mutant. Even Ivanka has something that just seems...off. #FAKE GENES

Yikes. If it’s gonna be like this, go balls-deep and bring in Hamilton Nolan next week. Can’t wait for a live update on Jaguars Junction and moisturized anal wipes.

Because Florida’s roads are fucked-up deathtraps, and by the time police were done with this wreck, there were calls for another dozen collisions in town. They have to blame somebody, and can’t bother investigating things (anyplace else, it’d be inexplicable that it took so long for cops to “discover” this video).

Anyone can be dick-kicked by Draymond, and eventually, everyone will. I’m hoping Dirk dunks him into biblical times. That’d be more emasculating than a castration.

Mike Judge was about 500 years off. Way to go, Nostradamus.

He’s rotting in the dirt, that’s all that matters.

Pop would’ve said the same as Kerr, or unloaded on Trump. He only laughs and walks away when it’s a game.

I’m not saying he’s the brains of the operation. I’m saying he’s really good at this one thing, and he’s the perfect minstrel show to distract you while the real crooks are burgling your house and removing your liver.

Billy hasn’t seen King of Kong just like Donald doesn’t watch MSNBC.

Trump’s total mastery of the media is fascinating to watch. Hours before a vote on unpopular anti-immigration legislation, and the day before his travel ban finally goes into effect, he pulls the “WHOA WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE!?” and it works to absolute perfection, again. Every Republican gets to claim the high road…

They should do an OVP (Only Valuable Player) award in tandem with MVP, problem solved.