Even WWF attendees have had it with Trump-level theatrics. Well done, Bible Belt. Or Rust Belt, or whatever minority of shitheads united to fuck the planet. And WWE, sorry. I quit caring after Birdman retired. Now I don’t care about anything anymore. Fuck it all.

As long as I’ve lived, I’ve never understood the point of the SISSI (I also never considered its acronym until I just now typed it out. Heh heh). In 40 years, I’ve never had trouble finding actual porn as required, pre- or post-internet. Seems somehow more honest than whatever’s going on at these beaches.

Yep

Cheers, Chris. I just got my ass kicked for the past 14 hours, but I took your advice and am now, absolutely, very happy.

It’s a moot point if they aren’t invited to begin with. Trump’s become strangely predictable, and his pattern of behavior suggests a virtual certainty he’ll snub the mean men who said very mean and bad things about him.

A similar hallway chat led to my all-time favorite Barkley quote:

Tiny violin 😢

The decade-long dominance of a single player and team boosted the NBA’s popularity through the roof a few decades ago. So that can’t be the problem. Something more fundumental stinks around here, like an overlong regular season, a system that rewards tanking for years on end, etc.

Looks like you’ve found your new Feinberg

Wilmore just isn’t that good in the news-delivery role. He can’t feign anger and depression well enough.

Yeah, Margaret, I’m confused too. Thanks.

Dan sounds like an OK guy actually.

John Daly just won a tourney man, people claim golf is still a sport

Next time you start reminding yourself that, tell yourself to shut up. He doesn’t deserve any defense, but he can afford it. Usually it’s the other way ‘round.

Cue flurry of McCants recants.

I got bumped up to “first class” on Alaska last week. There was no discernable difference from coach on the return flight. What Russ is doing basically equates to gifting Jay Leno a ‘93 Voyager (with power window upgrade!).

Everything sucks now.

And then Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot...

Harden follows through directly into crane technique. Doesn’t he know that only works once?

People like you don’t have long careers. Enjoy your CTE, jackass. No doubt all of your future girlfriends will appreciate an extra layer of dysfunction atop your naturally abusive personality.