Replace Dunkin Donuts with “anyplace” and after 10 to “whenever,” and welcome to sunny San Diego.

I assumed nothing would please me more than the Rockets being crushed, but a loss by Deadspin is now #1, just for calling it after one and hedging after two. It’s almost as all this crap we type on the internet is a total waste of time, yet only a few get paid to do it. Food for thought, really.

As an unwilling Trump observer, I don’t doubt this is true. But why, then, did the kids officially thank Trump for his non-existent role in this? Who put them up to such a thing?

Are copy editors just becoming extinct? I can’t read a full paragraph on CNN (for example) anymore without having to backtrack and sleuth its meaning due to numerous missing or misspelled words.

Do you think her FTW is og or newschool

“Being human” involves learning through experience, and his experience is limited to a very narrow and unique slice. I’m sure that, to him, the seven billion rest of us seem like bizarre robots as well. I mean, I definitely could not tell you why anyone would need two differently sized forks for one meal, which to DJr…

“45" was the first thing I noticed. Real cute.

Hard to believe this went to air. What if Nichols starts digging into a team outside the bottom five? Slippery slope.

I imagine I’d react with disbelief, because these are all stupid scandals perpetrated by amoral idiots, which Obama is not. I’m not sure how Fox and the GOP would react, but I can guess.

So where are those picks Magary OHHHHHH

He can definitely be a prick when the cameras aren’t rolling (and has zero tolerance for even good-natured ribbing over his appearance). Dude once drove a female co-worker of mine to tears by relentlessly criticizing her while she worked.

Pretty sure he was born Ferry.

Early 80s confirmed

It isn’t only about the Good Guys failing; the Bad Guys fail as well. Everybody fails at their respective missions in the end, apart from del Toro’s codebreaker—the guy who preaches apathetic futility—who hi-hos on his merry way with a crate of loot.

I got nothin against the Jets, or their fans, but seeing Jets fans happy just creeps me out man.

Also, gunshots eventually heal. MRSA is for life.

On the other hand, 8+ games without a holding call in your favor seems pretty god damned preposterous. Assuming that’s even true.

I really wish you weren’t absolutely right.

they’re getting to the bottom of this

If you don’t count the nightly dinners of hockey-pucked ribeyes slathered in ketchup.