+1 for effort

The joke sucked hard, but that doesn’t excuse your derpy finger-wagging reply.

I think Anarchy Online is still up and running, somehow.

I’m over it. Everybody is fucking over it. ESPN is hemorrhaging cash and cutting everyone who deserves real money and they’re pouring salt into their own wounds.

Pop and Leonard are a perfect fit for one another. Leonard ate at my restaurant a few months after becoming Finals MVP. His face showed no expression of any kind at any point during his visit. Enough to dissuade any of the staff from pestering him. He was cordial enough, period. Good tipper.

I’ve always felt the same, including the “getting older” part, but I’m now on what is apparently called a “skinny bundle” with no regrets. ESPN just doesn’t offer much worthwhile content anymore; it’s gone from benign blather to an obnoxious overload of repetitive bullshit. Numerous toxic personalities don’t help.

Would anyone object to the death penalty here? “Dogs loose on the freeway” can’t ever happen without some act of monumental human stupidity. This is why I hate driving.

Fuck the ‘90s. OG gamers came up with Computer Gaming World.

Yes and no. He makes dumb decisions where on-field success is concerned. He is a mastermind when it comes to ensuring that he and his team are featured prominently at the top of each news cycle.

Vontaze made a business decision, Prime. Leave him be.

No, str8

Afraid not. I don’t even care much for pork rinds, honestly, but they had a higher alcohol content than the beer served at FedEx, so...

I am 99% sure I bought a bag of hot n’ spicy pork rinds labelled “Red Skins” at FedEx.

This is actually plausible. Having finally realized that not blowing yourself up is better than blowing yourself up, it seems like a natural progression.

There’s no doubt you’re in the minority (and good job, by the way!), especially when it comes to a kid-friendly product widely recognized as both ubiquitous and innocuous. It forces me to look less harshly on a company like Disney, which infamously regulates the use of its properties with an iron fist.

How long is the turnaround between a purchase being made on iTunes and the developer receiving those funds? I mean, is it instant, or does Apple place a hold on it before paying the developer? If it’s the former, in which case “Scott” has already laughed his way to the bank, does Apple have any recourse for recouping…

Who’s to say they didn’t? When a kid sees Minecraft 2 and asks the parents if it’s ok, why would they argue? They don’t know anything about Minecraft except that it’s safe, they trust Apple’s vetting standards, and the kid has $80 in iTunes gift cards he just got for Christmas (which the scammer may well have been…

And what, pray tell, would Hillary actually do with any undocumented aliens she might discover? I think we all know what Trump would do, just as soon as he’s finished building a wall around the solar system.

Great photo. Globetrotters win again.

My grandfather had an old Spider 2000 that spent most of its life collecting dust. He often told me that Fiat was an acronym for “Fix It Up, Tony!”