Well played! My solution was to build mostly Japanese carriers, as microscopic Rising Sun roundels are a damn sight easier to pull off than anything else.

Tough shit MSU, maybe next time you’ll mind the no parking sign.

Oh yeah, those tiny planes took forever. I thought about them when I came across this photo the other day:

One officer, Timothy Loehmann, shot Rice in the chest before their police cruiser arrived at a full stop.

That is what immediately caught my eye. Even if the photographer placed the bike for composition, where I’m from, it’d have been pillaged the moment he stepped away to snap the picture.

I suppose a list of lists had to happen.

George Lucas Special Edition

It is not what I expected, but probably what I should have expected. What I actually expected were facepalm one-liners; IIRC the original film’s trailers were packed with Fresh Prince-esquian lines like, “Oh no you did NOT just shoot that green [stuff] at me.” But noooo, it’s 2015, it must be dreadfully somber and…

Come join me in the grays, Redford. We’ll all be better off.

I think you meant this.

[Y]ou’ll note that they sound exactly like Paladin Danse...except it’s all dialogue that you never encounter in the actual game.

It seems I abandoned the show just in time. When Snuffleupagus was revealed to the world, I immediately lost all interest. Things were much more fun with the entire neighborhood convinced Big Bird was a delusional nutjob hallucinating woolly mammoths and shit. I knew better! That was a secret shared only between Big…

They keep saying that the internet is going to “get full" and die. It’ll happen on the day the NFL gets “Winnebago Man’d,” and it’ll be like 90% Deadspin’s fault.

We’re splitting hairs at this point. The Russian aircraft grazed Turkish space so briefly that, to have actually been hit in Turkish territory, the attacking pilot would have had to anticipate the intrusion and fire before it even happened. Maybe Trudeau declined to comment definitively because the narrow margins…

It means that these officials now only have time to watch football on Monday and Thursday nights. Perhaps their limited viewing slate will encourage them to avail themselves of the opportunity to watch the game that they are currently officiating.

Looks like it might work well for one-armed gamers, assuming it’s the left arm missing.

I saw the headline and thought, “Pfshh, Omega Supreme, obviously.” Then I saw the photo. That toy looked a lot cooler 30 years ago.

If Lucas had been in charge of Episode VII, we’d get to watch half an hour of politicians arguing to slash the next Tie Fighter procurement by 90%. Toss in a fart joke for the youngsters and call it a day.

Even including the Memphis game, their opponents are averaging 100 ppg. 100 is the least Golden State’s scored in those 13 games. That’s absurd. If either or both of those stats aren’t league records, they’re about to be.

Yeah, it was pretty bad, but we played the shit outta it. Because Star Wars, I guess. There were some pretty good Star Wars games at the time, but not many did multiplayer. I knew a couple guys who were always down for some X-Wing vs Tie Fighter on their six-station home LAN, but they were too nerdy to tolerate for…