At what, around 300 WPM? Presumably on a stenotype?

He’s isn’t ignorant of anything, in the same way that Rush Limbaugh isn’t actually ignorant of styrofoam’s biodegradibility, or that Bill O’Reilly isn’t ignorant of what occurred at Malmedy. Or in the same way that Skip Bayless called Troy Aikman out of the closet 20 years ago, in a major newspaper, based solely on…

Just start referring to him as Stephen Smith, minus the superfluous “A.” It’s a subtle slight that wouldn’t bother any reasonable person, but he ain’t, and if Deadspin can plant and propagate the practice, we’d all get to watch him spiral into a kooky rage that would wind up seeing him terminated and 86’d from the…

Salud. How long have you been holding onto that one?

Kevin Draper knows how it goes cause of all those times he’s done play-by-play for pro sporting postseason etc. Or what I meant to say was “reggie miller lolololl” heh funny

Tough one to process. When someone told me about it last night, I heard “Eagles” (as in, the band) and “TiVo”. In my mind, Henley, Frey and the gang had, I dunno, possibly signed some sort of licensing deal with a DVR manufacturer? This was confusing, but apparently more sensible than the reality of it.

Crucial piece. Great sleuthing Kalaf, as always. You are a professional journalist, yes you are, who’s a good boy? Have you considered unionizing? 90210 Local.

A few days ago, Deadspin (a site known to occasionally brush up against the subject of racism) managed to headline an article on Darrelle Revis, a black person, with a photo of a black person who was clearly not Darrelle Revis. Why? Because the photo was improperly tagged by Getty, and who cares. One difference…

It isn't "Delinquent Parenting Anonymous".

Spanish Flea, as opposed to Yakety Sax!? You're the Knicks v Magic equivalent of sports bloggers.

Apparently, some kid's parents never taught her to refuse free money from a stranger in a car being chased by 30 police. But hey, now she's famous.

I'd do it, too? I've been doing it all day, same as every day, minus "the money and power". When this guy hammers one back, it's super-cute, but if I crack a High Life at dawn I'm a fucking alcoholic.

There won’t ever be a better opportunity for a CSI/CSI: Miami/NCIS: Los Angeles/NCIS: New Orleans crossover arc.

“Not a fucking chance. Part of me would love to run around and act like a freaking asshole again but I can’t do that. I’ve got two kids. I saw something on VH1 or something about me in the 90s and I thought, oh my God, how am I going to explain this to my kids? I have a few years to think about how to finesse it but I…

This post is the most incomprehensible shit I've ever read on Deadspin, and that ain't nothin. I can't even be bothered to Google "kayfabe", who gives a fuck. Cheers Timmy, keep cashin dem checks homie.

They are white people and this is Deadspin.

He immediately tried again and beat his previous record by 10 seconds. Time for an update.

Or, "Why the FFXV demo is 6GB".

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