My PS1 survived a drop of at least that high, when it hit the pavement from a second-story balcony. It was hurled across the room more than once, stepped on quite a bit, and suffered the contents of a tipped 40oz of Olde English poured into its open lid. It spent several years in a dusty, unventilated space, where the…

"They do it in Japan" doesn't make anything less insane.

In St. Louis once, I visited a coffee shop in a grimy, boarded-up slum (which seems to comprise most of the city). It was karaoke night. At a coffee house. Have you ever experienced karaoke with sober participants? One of the dumbest god damned things I've ever seen, and emblematic of a town that somehow seems to do…

He's certainly a better Christian than Ponder.

Minecraft-branded Legos are an actual, universe-collapsing product that exists.

The Mavs did win a championship after a full season (the lockout came immediately after). I think his asterisk refers to the Mavs' lone failure to reach the playoffs in the past decade (lockout season). So missing the playoffs once proves the pointlessness of analytics, or something.

Houston and Dallas aren't the greateat examples, both being almost-annual playoff contenders for the past decade.

NASCAR's original projection of 800k visitors the first year and 400k annually thereafter seems suspect, considering the MLB, NFL and NBA each see 200-300k/year at their own equivalent museums.

Great point. If you're going to commit vehicular manslaughter, only do so in a legally imported vehicle (or domestically made, just to be safe). Otherwise you may find yourself in a whole heap o' trouble.

Yeah, and don't show them Watership Down, either. 30 years later I'm still having nightmares.

Kanye West does not care about Kanye West.

I hope somebody finds a way to squeeze in a Bevell joke here.

This post is best read while listening to the Dukes of Hazzard theme song.

It feels like the time's right for a special Wednesday edition of the MMBM.

"Live feeds" are so called because they are always on—the video is continuously broadcasting, and a production team decides which feeds to show to viewers at which time. Any enthusiast with the right equipment can receive and view the unfiltered live feeds.

Wild guess here, but a large quantity of cocaine may have played a role.

Chemistry issues? Toss some fucken JR Smith in there!

Guess I'll stop casting stones at sex offenders if I ever "accidentally" commit a sex offense "mistake", "oops".

Life ain't easy for a boy named Suh =(

A kook I work with has been struggling for months to name his fledgling death metal band. He knows nothing of sports, but overheard us discussing Alex Smith yesterday, and finally found inspiration: Severed Spleen. Congratulations, Alex. This is your legacy.