Every day has been a Very Bad Day lately, because Entertaining Sports Website Deadspin is on my Internet, and Deadspin keeps talking about Things That Are Not Sports.

Why McCoy? If he shows any sign of life, he could hose their draft position and a chance at, say, Jameis Winston (who'd be just a perfect fit in this operation). They could always sabotage McCoy through deliberately poor coaching and nobody would know the difference, but that'd just kill Colt's trade value. Cousins'…

If by "nontoxic" he meant "harmless", then sure.

Hi Albert, I don't mean to interrupt your write-up of how the Lakers just gave up 140 points, but in Waiters' defense, his point differential is at least on the plus side, if only just. As opposed to say, I dunno, Kevin Love (-0.5). If you could have that Lakers piece done for my wakeup shitter (around 8am PST) that'd…

Leon Lett was *this* close to uncorking that champagne he's had on ice for 20 years.

Let us never forget those players who must feed their families on a lousy $800k salary. I'm crying blood right now.