Yeah, all the survivors were just “lightly stabbed”. Nothing life-threatening.

Ghost’s gettin’ a spinoff!

A surprising dearth of deaths! At least amongst the major players.

Sekiro Goru’s tutorials don’t always work but they are hilarious. On Genichiro: “Just jump on his big fat head, Mario-style”. 

I love the comments for that video. Isshin completely stops fighting 5 minutes in: “Sekiro, do you even respect me?”

Getting a dead crab is a huge compliment in Maryland. The locals call it a “Baltimore Bouquet”.

Ghost is getting smaller. By the end of the season he’ll be a Bichon Frise.

Auntfucking? That’s like, first base in the Seven Kingdoms.

Perfect opportunity to use Ween’s Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down).

I was kind of half-reading the review til I got to the part about a fabled oversized tuna named Justice. Then I realized I shall, nay, must, see this film.

I remember the first time I heard them. I was about 8 years old, walking in the East Village, and they screamed at me that some day I and all the other white kids of the world would be the ones getting whipped.

I’ve noticed that some of the writing here has devolved completely into parenthetical asides. It’s nearly impossible to read.

A yacht rock event? Was Koko’s ghost perswaded to attend?

I remember that! “Oh, there goes ol’ EdKed again!” I’d say, jocularly. “Always complainin’ about Diqus!” And i +1 or MBS would chuckle, and Warren Oates would make a snarky comment, and Zodiac would scream at us in all caps, and an onion would fall off someone’s belt and roll across the floor. See, back in those days,…

Does HE come with the coffin? [winks]

If only, my friend. If only. 

Y’all slept on Sleep. You fell aSleep at the wheel. Your uhhh, Sleep number was very low.

[Smiles vaguely. Nods.]

When I was a kid, a Clint Eastwood came with two mules AND a Sister Sara.

“Moves around like such an oaf”. Exactly. The Witcher 3 had similar problems when it was released. CDPR released a patch that tightened up the character’s turning radius and the gameplay was improved immeasurably. Hopefully Rockstar will do something similar. My only other complaint is about Arthur’s inability to walk…