I may have to change my screen name to “Judi Dench’s Human Hand”. It’s so evocative. 

“Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.”

Corgi’s howling.

I had no idea that gators had it in for riverboat gamblers. Those concealed derringers must be practically useless!

“You and he were mmmbuddies, weren’t you?”

Came here for a Sekiro joke; was not disappointed.

Witless Protection AND Furry Vengeance!?! I’m not sure my sides can withstand that much laughter!

I love From, and I liked (and finished) Sekiro, but damn I wish they’d make their games easier. I’m gettin too old to “Git Gud”.

Kratos looks so sad! Cheer up, Kratos!

I miss Matt Albie’s Twitter feed.

She’s off to find Nymeria. And just nod to her. The End. 

He’ll be burying zombie bones around Winterfell for the next 5 years.

He also fucks queens. He’ll never let us forget that. 

I don’t know what kind of Westerosi Xanax she was on, but I want some.

Drogon’s gonna sleep good tonight! What a day!

Oh From Software. When your camera’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, I want to set your games on fire and hurl them into the sea.

Drogon flies her to a nice quiet meadow. “Look, Mom, we need to talk. I’ve noticed you’ve been making some really bad decisions lately. I think I need to move out for a while. Just travel around for a year or two, maybe eat one of those elephants I’ve heard so much about. Say goodbye to Jon for me!”

I’d wager you should shut up. Take that, Becky!

This episode started out well and then took a hard left into cheap twists. SMDH, as the kids say. So Many Disappointments Herein. 

Ghost falls in love with a snooty King’s Landing showdog. They have a litter of eight Diredoodles. This thing writes itself!