If they introduce singing zombies, I’ll start watching this show again.  

Oh no. I hope LeBron doesn’t go all Hollywood on us!

Two questions: Does anyone like the taste of that silver and is the wind still howling?

“Yeah, looked like.” [eyes dart nervously]

He’s staying in shape for Streakdome 2020.

Doesn’t his own statement about making a mistake during the initial negotiations completely refute the grounds for his claim? Granted, I’m just a simple country lawyer . . .

Indeed! Straight up turgid over here!

And Nolan is based on his parents screwing. 

I love this feature. It’s become a part of my Sunday morning routine.

Eminem’s got his work cut out for him. It’s hard to rhyme cuss words with “Bon Iver”.

Dawes? [faints dead away]

That stock photo is just twee as fuck. 

I got a Gabbo notification for this?!?

“Pfft. Nice hat, Calamity Jane.”

Where can I find his “Premature Infant” filter?

Great. Now all I can picture is Zoidberg alone in the distant future, mourning his long-dead friends.

This article title is a wonderful understatement. I would have gone with “Dark Souls Has Batshit Insane Mechanics You Won’t Figure Out Until NG+4”.

Ah yes, the famous “Canadian decadence” that has for so long scandalized Western culture. How many chaste youth have lost their way on the sordid streets of Ottawa?

Me: “You know, Lydia, since there’s no gravity, you’re not really carrying anything.”

The recent video game Nioh features some of the yokai mentioned in this article. The bestiary section of the menu provides some pretty in-depth descriptions of the monsters. Plus you get to kill them!