Do you play on a PC? New Vegas has probably been updated by modders.

Fantastic article. I still remember the feeling of dread I got when I walked into the “martyr room” and awaited my fate. I was hoping for something comically underwhelming, like a little puff of poison gas from a Venture Brothers-style nozzle.

I used to absolutely love getting angry messages from invaders. It was always a profane variation of “How dare you avoid my attempt to murder you!”

I remember watching the battle scenes in this movie and thinking “wow, there are a LOT of flames. The entire island must be made out of gasoline.”

At least they’re not swearwolves.

So Laserblast finally got a gritty reboot?

What a shrill, pointless decade!

AKA Citizen Snips.

Maybe it’s like the opposite of NASCAR and people are secretly hoping that no one explodes?

I like to shout “Enter 20,000 Emus!”when I climax. I think it really spices things up.

Ironically, the book the Indian kid stole was about curing acute bacterial infections.

The words “infamous sex jeans” are oddly lyrical.

Bippity bippity Blowsdower!

Jessica Biel, Ed Gein, who cares?

He didn’t even use up the sexy he brought back before. There’s still some in his garage attic.

About halfway through The Shape of Water, I couldn’t stop picturing David Cross sitting in a lifeboat, musing to himself about fucking a fish.

I hope nothing terrible happens to Kim. That would break my already cold dead heart.

You’re dead to me, Modus.

It’s a psychobilly freak out!

They wouldn’t stay off his laaaaaaand!