He’s gonna shake that crime stick at a bunch of goofballs!

Will The Commuter feature a close up shot of the Vacant/Occupied indicator moving while someone uses the restroom to do something nefarious/heroic? Will the chemical toilet fail to operate? Will the hand soap dispenser dispense soap? So many questions.

No one should ever resurrect the phrase “pimping his ride”. No one.

Morty’s anguished screams at the beginning of the episode were amazing. I was laughing to the point of tears.

Mrs. Pancakes.

“Hey, hey, we’re White Walkers, and people say we’re walking around, but we’re too busy wightin’, to bring any ice wall dooowwwn!”

Who the fuck asked for more incest?!? We were at peak incest.

I think we should shout at other people’s computers. We could call it “Shout Trading”.

I’ll definitely check that out, because I love the disparity between actors and their work (esp. Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell on The Americans). It is odd to see your totally innocuous post being declared “Pending Approval”. Kinja kinda sucksa.

Do you reccomend the tamales?

Every time you hit the star, an angel gets punched in the face.

It’s so strange to see them having fun. It’s kind of disconcerting.

I served under Major Donkey Balls at Dak To. He was a good man!

So now that I’ve posted on Kinja, can I add “Published Author” to my resume?

Not sure if I’m coming up Mulhouse.