Why'd you have to remind me this way?

I'm an IT guy. We really don't care... at all.

So then do they arm you with Lemon Pledge?

No, no connection here....noo *starts closing door* noo

I fucking knew someone was gonna make this connection, man. Fucking knew it.

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

Skyrim: New Vegas? I'm 300% down for that

making pancakes, it says in the question.

Eat pancakes?

Can't keep up with the rent in Los Santos?

I'm making over $1M an hour working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make in GTA V so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. Read more here http://kotaku.com/heres-how-to-m…

Needs more scissoring.

Just don't let its condition corrode...

If we were all high, no one would be high.

You got a little derp on yourself.

We apparently don't need to, it's there.

Not always. I've dated some shallow girls who were great in bed. It was the other 23 hours of the day that were intolerable.

I'm such a horrible shill for this game series. It hooked me, perfectly, since the first game and I can't not love, or atleast enjoy, them. The final mission of AC3 can eat a bag of dicks though.

Really excited to see what make's Conner's Dad tick, he was REALLY interesting.

The controller layout is fine, better than the Xbox's in my opinion. But I agree, there should be more sizes. My hands, which are small, fit fine, but hands like his are large, and may be a bit too big for this size.