Sir Charles at this point is pro sports’ batshit crazy uncle. Cool as fuck, was a great player, and now just says random crazy fucking things to the point where it doesn’t even generate outrage anymore. I like it.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

If something out of the ordinary happened to Williams’ balls, it makes sense for Rex Ryan to be as ambiguous as possible. No reason to lose Karlos for four games.

If I’m the Yankees I’m absolutely furious...that no one seriously injured him

This will go horribly and I’ll love every part of it.

Wow, what a shit show.

Finally, Marcus Smart falling over after contact is fully justified.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

I think they know the “block” function doesn’t generate free publicity.

I’ve seen this type of racist behavior be typical of people in Houston. They always hide when there’s a Cuban at the door.

• Team gets good.
  

Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy always had the moral high ground.

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

This is much better than I expected it to be.

I KNEW IT

Brutal