This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

God damn it.

Rondo shouldn’t have said that.

oh no, just wait until Rajon learns the truth about his rollerskating pals

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

In fact, one could say they may have paid too high of a... cost

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t come anywhere close to getting this joke

I’m impressed with how you were Abel to work in that reference.

Nothing good ever comes from Cain offering a sacrifice.

In the old days you got three podcasts, now you only get one.