this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

Is this satire? You’re mansplaining mansplaining.

Reality check: It’s not “using him” when he is the dad. He can get up five times a night and again, it’s not using him, because he is the dad. Dads have to parent, too, and they can get up five times a night with the baby to help with feedings and changing and stuff, and dads often shirk this duty because they can,…

The first three months with a baby are physically and emotionally one of the hardest times and you need a human body to bring you sandwiches and take the baby and put it in the crib when you fall asleep, buy toilet paper, figure out if you took your meds that day, etc. I didn’t read it as encouraging her to stay with…

She should have just gone for broke with “Tater”.

Emma Stone will take his place.

The best engineering practices are no match for human stupidity.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

The answer is an audio counterstrike. Play the same song during hours when he isn’t there so that no one knows when he’s there or not. Alternate approach:

I worked in a Subway for 4-years in the 1990s. We would get requests like this ALL THE TIME. Mostly from shift workers who wanted to build it 4-6 hours later so it was not soggy. Whatever, we did it. Because it was our job, and its what the customer wanted. The only rules our boss had was that we had to cut the…

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Yeah, I guess I’m coming at this from my old man perspective, having also been trained my entire childhood to know the sound of my sister listening to my calls. I suppose millennials would probably not even know that there is such a thing as “another phone.”

Hey! It’s how Americans know them people is foreigners and the English they talkin’ is foreign. Plus classy-like.