The end dates move around, and nobody gets what they want, but the key is the attitude:
Lutheran or Canadian?
Jamie: “What are we cooking today Lindsey?
Lindsey: “Meth.”
Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.
So wait, they’re angry that unnecessary objectification and sexualization is being removed from their games, so they’re accusing one of the people who works on the games of... sexualizing and objectifying characters?
That. But also, this.
What? Those uniforms are white and gold.
Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion
If anyone can think of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, please passive-aggressively blog about it right now, right here, during the ceremony, with your champagne gold iPhone 6, which is so last June anyway because the rose gold iPhone 6s is where it’s at now.
The city’s name is spelled Worcester, but pronounced “Wooster” (or WUSS-tah if you’re from MA). It’s a statewide hobby to point and laugh at visitors who aren’t able to divine the proper pronunciation. See also: Gloucester (GLOSS-ter), Haverhill (HAYV-ril), Peabody (PEA-buddy), Billerica (BILL-rick-a), and Leominster…
Since you seem sincere.
The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.
Google Images is rich and abundant. Well, it had two.
Mix up knives?
After all the crazy ass news lately, it is nice to read a story and feel good about my fellow male humans. Meathead movers is alright. Others need to clean up their game (I am looking at you slaughter-and-eat-your-girlfriends-rabbit-guy. Not cool.)
The attitude in the last story smacks of a typical miserable denizen of NYC. Why do people who live here think their shit doesn’t stink? I doubt the customer’s douchebaggery had anything to with being from the midwest. Making fun of people from anywhere else is just a way for NYCers to project their misery onto…
Timing is such a huge concern everywhere that I'm surprised it didn't make this list. Yes, obviously total amount is important, but all teachers in the North know that the storm needs to start by midnight, then keep going solidly until the superintendent wakes up at 4:30, and be forecasted to continue until after noon.