How these arguments usually go:

David Zaslav: “Okay, morons. You’ve got like three different Batmans, two Jokers, you can’t figure out how to make Superman work, and yet you greenlit a Wonder Twins movie?! I’m in charge now! No more weird shit!”

Greetings, fellow college yinzer... :p

Riker: THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL, JEAN-LUC

Let me - the Resident Bitchy Gay Scot - assure you: this man is a fucking arsenugget of gloriously horrific proportions. And he is talking utter and complete pish.

Rodgers and Woodley are like the Great Value Tom Brady and Giselle.

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

No, fuck that.  Do not shun anybody.  People have personal autonomy over their bodies and decisions of what goes into them.  Feel free to kindly educate anyone you want.  But you shun me for anything medical and private, and i might punch you in the throat, you know?  Plus this attitude tends to backfire and reduce…

The film is said to be set “inside a top secret government bunker, the kind that ends Raiders of the Lost Ark. That bunker contains relics covertly recovered during World War II, and they turn out to be more powerful and dangerous than ever imagined.”

Change Machine?

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Just before we have some of the usual ‘Cancel culture gone mad!’ comments, no, she is not being ‘cancelled’, she is facing the consequences of using a public platform, the internet equivalent of shouting out in the middle of the street, to make questionable comments, and Disney would rather not have to deal with it.…

I don’t feel like Pee Wee’s Big Adventure was ruined by this.

Empty Man 3: No deposit. No returning.

This is not news. There has been a vomit inducing caterpillar living in Washington for the past four years. 

This is as I feared, a worst case scenario. He had minor symptoms, and has learned nothing and will minimize covid even more now.

If Patrick had refused to play Professor X, there are no X-Men movies.

Hugh Jackman becomes a beloved multiple Tony-winner who gets a surprise audition for Bond, but loses to a relatively unknown Michael Fassbender and really never breaks through in movies, with the exception of the cult classic “Real Steel”

I just realized that Timothee Chalamet has Oscar Isaac for a dad, Jason Momoa as a fun uncle, and Zendaya as a girlfriend.

I don’t know about that. Maybe it was a design flaw like we had in our old Chevy Uplander minivan.

“then white people need to explain Ass-out Ashley because I gots nothing.”