How these arguments usually go:

Greetings, fellow college yinzer... :p

Rodgers and Woodley are like the Great Value Tom Brady and Giselle.

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

I don’t feel like Pee Wee’s Big Adventure was ruined by this.

This is as I feared, a worst case scenario. He had minor symptoms, and has learned nothing and will minimize covid even more now.

I don’t know about that. Maybe it was a design flaw like we had in our old Chevy Uplander minivan.

“then white people need to explain Ass-out Ashley because I gots nothing.”

You leave Gen X out of this...or whatever, I don’t care.

My new hill to die on is to tell everyone who claims they have an msg allergy the real history of this (and how many non-Asian foods msg is in).

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

Sorry, but this is inaccurate.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Maybe they are using the kale for better traction on their sidewalks and driveways?

We have so many books we turned our spare bedroom into a library will full wall shelves. It’s our happy place. Sorry, guests. You get the pull-out couch and you have to share with our Marmaduke of a dog.

Part of the problem is that you’re treating her affection like it’s a measure of your value as a person. But women ain’t Mjölnir, my dude. They don’t have “whomsoever should part these legs, if they be worthy, shall have the power of Score” embroidered on their underwear. Whether they fall for someone or not…

Denouncing is fine, you get to keep it. Renouncing, you lose it. Announcing, you tell everybody about it. Enunciating, you do so very clearly.