That was me last night. As it got dark I failed to realize my mechanic had turned off my lights that morning. I’m so used to them always being on I didn’t notice. I hated myself for it and needed to get that off my chest, but refuse to tell anyone I know.

I guy I know used to buy weed from a 72 year old lady. She also sold a little coke to certain people and she snorted coke almost everyday.

I never know what to do with these kinds of cases. I am a survivor of rape, and deeply believe in showing support and compassion to victims, but at the same time I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea that a person’s personal and professional life can and should be ruined based on two tweets, with absolutely no…

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

I’ll take this French Bulldog grooving with his owner. It’s not fake.

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

What could go wrong?

just for reference EA bought Popcap games back in 2011 for $650 million.

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

A farmer friend of mine is out to me and he uses FarmersOnly.com . I thought it was for str8 country people until he showed me the MforM list. I recognized 2 guys I knew from the redneck bar I hang out in.

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LINK TO THE MUTTER MUSEUM!!!!

If you find yourself in my fair city this weekend...

only into the danger zone.

Suffocation in nitrogen is surprisingly fast. Quoting Wikipedia:

I read that as “...I visited Kanye West and saw Robert Duvall”... my office is closing early today due to construction fumes... pretty sure I’m done for the day lol.

why is there a random banana dick at the bottom of the wall

This summer I visited Key West and saw Robert the Doll. A supposedly haunted doll that was said to cause all manner of trouble when only the child who owned him was around. Can’t imagine what could have possibly been actually happening there!

What about the evil lamp?