Just to clarify what the article does not: she jumped onto the hood of his car and fell off. He didn’t like... try to ram up bonus points by running over the woman he just raped.

today

had to check the grays just to make sure someone already pointed this out. it sure is, but I doubt he had any idea what he’s wearing.

Yeah I stopped reading there.

laughing at the thought of this almost made me bust my wisdom teeth stitches!

man, now I kind of want to hate-read it.

my coworker made me watch a live version of it (it was on some morning show... GMA or Today?) and his voice was great imo. and if he was lip syncing, it was really, really good lip syncing.

I wouldn't call Nick Jonas's song "soulful" by any means but dammit that song is good and he makes my panties wet

damn, this give me the chills.

I came out of my mother's womb in Wilkes-Barre and spent most of my life there. Wilkes-Bear and Wilkes-Berry are both completely acceptable. Some people even say Wilkes-BarrAY. No one gives a crap.

what was the photo?

That white "Other" county is where my hometown is. I really shouldn't be surprised. We have annual pierogi and kielbasa fests.

I was about to make this same exact comment. I'm glad I checked first to see if someone else already had done that.

What's she pressed about? I can't find anything on the googles.

those are two pretty epic eyerolls right there. I wish I could make mine that exaggerated!

Thank you for your response. I apologize sincerely and will say that I made that comment quite drunkenly - yes I know, poor excuse but I really wasn't reading clearly, therefore missed some very key points I should have comprehended - before I thoroughly reread the article. I also commented before I researched this…

I re-read what she said and I can see how it can be interpreted another way (also given her past blatant stupidity), so maybe I was too optimistic. Anyway, I'm just exhausted with all of this and heading back to the depths of my couch.

This will never get out of gray but whatever:

I have the weirdest old-man crush on Alan Alda. I google imaged him the other day to try to figure out why. Even googled "Alan Alda young"... still no answers. It's inexplicable why I find him so sexy in a really twisted "but-I-kinda-wish-you-were-my-dad" way. Yes I am embarrassed.