It’s beside the point, I know, but Temple University is hardly a “small Pennsylvania university” — there are about 12,000 students on the North Philadelphia campus alone, and it’s the city’s 8th-largest employer.

The irony to me is that people who actually have the means to access quality healthcare in this country still hawk this snake oil

OMG, so I have an automatic kettle for boiling water, and I have discovered foolproof eggs.

They might have taken off their seatbelts to you know. Try and escape the car?

I don’t think you understand what a troll is.

This is really sweet and positive and I love it for that. At the same time, I kinda wonder if maybe it’s 4:20 where you are?

There’s a commercial for Empire Carpet that plays in the northeast. It’s got a jingle that’s just their 1-800#. For the longest time it made me crazed. Any time it came on, I would leap, fly, flail or crawl to the mute button. I’m starting to feel the same way when I see Madonna.

I see from another post you’re Jewish. That doesn’t excuse the Nose joke. It just isn’t clever or funny or incisive - just low hanging fruit. It gives people a pass to behave the same. Old-fashioned anti-semitism isn’t dead yet. My 10 year old was recently told by a classmate her people are responsible for killing…

Oh Max... so much identifying

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

Ahh, the good ol days, back when you would “dress for dinner”, take carriage rides, be raped by your husband and have zero rights under the law... *nostalgia*

“For once in my life I felt pretty"

It’s a simple explanation. You take string theory and you mix that with a healthy knowledge of thermodynamics. Now take out any equations involving electromagnetic field theory because they’ll just confuse you and you’ll add that back in later anyway. Carry the 4. Add in the speed of light but minus pi and multiply…

I have to work through lunch because of all the time I waste here.

Hey, Old Boy is a good movie!

Here. I’ll make you feel better. I survived the Great War of N’Sync vs Backstreet Boys in the early aughts— THROUGH MY CHILDREN.

...is that one guy wearing a keffiyeh? Or did my brain just break from the irony?