I never know what to do with these kinds of cases. I am a survivor of rape, and deeply believe in showing support and compassion to victims, but at the same time I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea that a person’s personal and professional life can and should be ruined based on two tweets, with absolutely no…

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

I’ll take this French Bulldog grooving with his owner. It’s not fake.

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

What could go wrong?

just for reference EA bought Popcap games back in 2011 for $650 million.

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LINK TO THE MUTTER MUSEUM!!!!

If you find yourself in my fair city this weekend...

only into the danger zone.

Realizing that me bitching about rave style coming back is like my mom bitching about me wearing bell bottoms in 9th grade, so I’ll just shut up now, but still get off my lawn.

Suffocation in nitrogen is surprisingly fast. Quoting Wikipedia:

What do you want, regulatory oversight? Why do hate America, you jobkiller.

If she died in seconds, would it have mattered if there were someone there with her? Also, is anyone else freaked out that something that could kill you in seconds is being overseen by what I can only imagine are the same kids running the SunTan City?

This is the marketing strategy of the entire “beauty” industry.

The comments are hilarious but to be fair, they weren’t entirely inaccurate about that 1st gen iPod. The sales didn’t really take off until later devices:

I had an original-model iPod. with the scroll wheel. you have no idea how intensely I loved that tiny white brick. (mostly because I was in high school and music was the key to my super-intense ~*~fEeLiNgS~*~)

I like your approach, but there are a lot of arguments against horse and buggies. Almost all of them have to do with horse shit on the roads.

If you have the self-awareness to be afraid of that scenario, you probably aren't likely to be driving while hammered at 10am.