If you’re a white dude, it probably looks all kinds of inclusive, even progressive because of Larry Wilmore.

Having endured a pre-teen playing Macklemore’s first album on repeat, while recording his own “podcasts” (garbled covers of Macklemore recorded on an iPod and played back over a laptop) on a 20+ hour drive around the Great Lakes, I am uniquely qualified to tell y’all that Mr. Mack does indeed reference doing lines etc…

It’s Orange County...yes, they CAN afford to pass up the 10K

Hildy was a crazy bitch.

So many flowers! My favorite was when she painted a mural of herself on one wall:

She explained the reason, which turns out, is one of the two things I legit learned from that show. The reason was, if she stepped in wet paint, she’d feel it on her feet before she tracked it all over the rest of the house. I now paint in bare feet/socks for exactly the same reason.

For what it’s worth, a lot of these types of things are filmed so that the car is actually being pulled on a truck, and nobody is actually driving. So while she may in fact be able to drive on the right side, she probably isn’t doing it here.

Why do I feel like Justin Long spends a lot of time broken hearted?

this good thing is bad because it’s not good enough

how about someone revoke his DICK.

I think the argument would be that she’s contrasting two fairy tale glamorous things she’s supposedly doing with the fact that what she’s actually doing right now is her job. Where I’m seeing possible shade now that A citizen pointed at it is that she probably would have just said “playing a show” if that show…

Ok, but what if he made my sandwich, then made a cut in his mouth, prechewed my sandwich, and gave it back to me???

First - you need a HUG. BIG HUG.

Anybody whose religion forbids the ingestion of a certain food is going to be more, not less, familiar with that food. Unless you think cheeseburgers are vegetarian. Ain’t nobody can help you then.

Man, I hate it when it sands in the winter, and I have to wait for the roads to be cleared before I can drive. I hate shovelling sand in the driveway, too. THough I love making sandmen, and having sandball fights...

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I know, right? I got into libraries so I could smack books out of people's hands and then stab their eyes out. Perfectly logical.

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.