Sure, but even adults tend to age after 22 years.

okay, Ringo. Did I do it right?

Hypertrichosis? I was surprised to find a cat with the same condition last week, which I didn't know could happen... (cat's name is Atchoum)

I like your style.

Friend Adam Pash already.

Or in the middle of the night, see who is up scrolling through Facebook b/c they can't sleep and say "Hey! Wigwag! What are YOU doing up at this hour!!??!!" I'm always tempted to reply "Digging a hole in the back yard while it's nice and dark, why?"

It's been several years and I still laugh every time I think of this old "Drunken Hookup Failure" from Magary's old weekly feature on Deadspin (http://deadspin.com/5792418/the-gr…):

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.

Cheers is the worst from anyone who isn't from somewhere in the UK. Unless you're physically in my presence we have drinks in our hands, knock that shit off you pretentious fucks.

Cheers bugs me more. Don't know why, maybe because it sounds so insincere.

I was watching The Nightly Show recently and comedian Hari Kondabolu commented, "There has always been these theories of illuminati and cabals secretly running the world... It's no secret... It's a handful of old rich white men and they meet in Malibu. We know exactly who they are."

I think the idea is that the secret rulers have clerks, and once in a while a clerk tries to get the word out.

I self hate myself

Israel is not as poor as North Korea, and does not rely on the earning power of women as much as North Korea. As I understand it, the women of North Korea are the ones who are primarily keeping the (black market) economy going. Even though men have government jobs, they aren't paid or aren't paid very well, and they…

All I can see is this:

"Women should feel pleasure and have sex and feel good about it – and there's a lot of shame involved with porn," said Jones. Yes, this is true.

1980's Axl Rose?

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more: